Oh hello, haven’t heard from you all in a while either.  I suppose you are due some explanation…  Well for one I do live in a cave, but it’s comfortable and just out of the way enough for me to access the town easily enough.  My race is from quite far away, and I’m not surprised that you don’t know of us.  Our reputation is … well it is less than stellar.  So you’d understand why I wouldn’t want to live directly in the town…  Don’t worry about me though, ponies have mostly warmed up to me, I just really like my cave, reminds me of home.

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