“Um, I don’t know? Being a bucket of water is kinda weird.”
“how about the time you were a pair of wings for me?”
“Well that was interesting, but not particularly weird… Oh! I think the weirdest thing I’ve morphed into was paint. I bet that artist pony was really confused when he woke up and half his painting was gone.”
“OOh, that’s a fun question! Hmm.. I’d have to say the best prank I pulled so far was after I figured out that I could change other ponies colors. I think Dzony managed to make it about half-way through the day before he noticed that I’d given him super fancy Kabuki Makup. Hehe~ That was a good day.
Oh! And occasionally I’ve copied Pinkie Pie and we’d run around pranking together. She’s so fun!”
“I, uh… What?”
“is he talking about our camera?”
“I don’t think so? Our camera isn’t broken… It still takes pictures just fine.”
“do we have anything else that has glass in it?”
“Aside from your eyes, not really.”
“my eyes are working fine.”
“Good luck finding unbroken glass to view your… time wime stuff?”
“w-WHAT? Come on… That’s just… I haven’t even..” *flustered mumbling*
“it would be impossible anyways. i don’t hav-”
“Shoosh!”
“i .. i don’t want to scare you… but since you asked. *sigh* its because my head sometimes has thoughts that aren’t my own… normally i can just ignore them, but when i get touched by magic, they get a lot louder.. and my body starts doing things, and i’m afraid of what might happen…*shiver*”
“Its alright Five.. *hugs* I’ll stop all those mean unicorns from using their weird magic near you.”
“Uh… Cause its rude not to answer the mail?”
“proper manners are important.”
“The better question is why you decided to send us such a weird note…”